Dude Videotapes Giving Free High Fives, Misses The Memo On Personal Boundaries

Apparently, a man is walking around with a video camera and giving free high fives to unsuspecting bystanders. This sounds like a New Yorker’s worst nightmare–an annoying man coming up to you on the street and asking you to make physical contact? Try it in Indiana, dude. I’m on my way to Whole Foods and can’t deal. I’ve never understood people who liked to high five one another anyways. In high school, the freak Christians tried to high five me and then ask if I wanted to come to In-N- Out and learn about Jesus. TC mark

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  • http://twitter.com/jamesyeh James Yeh

    Jesus. I just went through like fifteen different emotional reactions to this video.

  • http://www.facebook.com/noahtourjee Noah Tourjee

    High Fives and Hugs are free in Nature. What these optimistic activists need to be doing is offering a service not rendered by my Teddy Bear.

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