Politicians sure say the darndest things, don’t they? This week, Loudoun Supervisor, Eugene Delgaudio was the latest one to get his feet wet in the stupid pool when he composed an e-mail in which he accused the Transportation Safety Administration of having a homosexual agenda. He wrote, “”It’s the federal employee’s version of the Gay Bill of Special Rights. … That means the next TSA official that gives you an ‘enhanced pat down’ could be a practicing homosexual secretly getting pleasure from your submission.” Did you hear that, TSA? Delgaudio has foiled your evil plan to cop a feel from every babe who’s going through airport security. Any ideas you had about touching someone else’s body for “security reasons” can be deleted right now!
Naturally, Delgaudio’s theory created a shitstorm on the internet. Bloggers and media outlets were just like, “Um, you’re insane and this is insane. Goodbye!” Delgaudio issued a response via an interview with The Post in which he explained, “I came up with a reason why I’m against [TSA pat-downs]. Call it ‘the Delgaudio version’ of why one would be opposed to being patted down by a man … they’ve only looked at one aspect of what’s wrong with this. I’m looking at another aspect of it. I think it’s my job to organize opposition to bad things and to seek the truth.” Personally, I love the Delgaudio version of things. In fact, I can’t wait to hear it again when he’s caught soliciting sex from a male prostitute in about a month.