Two Videos That Will Induce Vomiting

Angelina’s Rap Song

The Jersey Shore is responsible for a lot of crappy crap-book deals, clothing lines, general fame-and now it’s responsible for making my ears bleed. Yesterday, everyone’s least favorite cast member, Angelina, released a rap song called, “I’m Hot” on iTunes in which she tells us that, among other things, she’s really hot and will punch us in the face if we disagree. I don’t know what’s more disturbing: the paper-thin vocals or the Casio keyboard beat, but I do know that it needs to be deleted from our collective memory now.

Gross Towel Video

At first glance, I thought this could be a commercial that was banned for being too hot and naked. No such luck. Instead, it brought new meaning to the concept of bathing. After watching this video, I fear I will never be able to get clean again.

Ryan O'Connell

I'm a brat.

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  • Bensaucier

    “I'm hot, like an ice cream cone with a cherry on top”

    you're doing it wrong.

  • Donthaveoneboss

    I never touch my face. It flares up with the least bit of touch. I don't need a towel.

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