Your friends may say things against it. James Franco once refused the Lohan and my friends say things like “if you prefer that your genitalia remains intact and free of VDs…” Like that’s going to stop me?! Everyone has battle scars.
Everyone wants to be near Serena Van Der Woodsen, if only to get close to her husband, Ryan Reynolds. XOXO
There’s no explanation really needed. I’m crazy in love with this bootylicious woman. I would go as far as to put a ring on it. She could get me bodied in her freakum dress, leaving me speechless. After all, she is a grown woman.
If you try to tell me you didn’t have a crush on this Bayside cheerleader, you are a liar.
I can’t help but wonder how sex in the city would be with Carrie.
I’d be willing to show her a whole new world and maybe even go for a magic carpet ride.
I really want her to write a song about me.
Possible song titles:
- “You Meant Gay (That Way)”
- “Straight Like a Curve”
- “I Turned Him”
Similar to Kelly Kapowski, you know you had a crush on Dawson’s best friend.
Frances ‘Baby’ Houseman
I would put Baby in the corner all night long.
When she yells at you, it’s because she loves you.
Rose DeWitt Bukater
She was “quite a dish,” and I would draw her like one of my French girls while I wear the diamond.
She does car commercials in Japan. Do I really need to say more?