Lindsay Lohan

Your friends may say things against it. James Franco once refused the Lohan and my friends say things like “if you prefer that your genitalia remains intact and free of VDs…” Like that’s going to stop me?! Everyone has battle scars.

Blake Lively

Everyone wants to be near Serena Van Der Woodsen, if only to get close to her husband, Ryan Reynolds. XOXO

Beyoncé

There’s no explanation really needed. I’m crazy in love with this bootylicious woman. I would go as far as to put a ring on it. She could get me bodied in her freakum dress, leaving me speechless. After all, she is a grown woman.

Kelly Kapowski

If you try to tell me you didn’t have a crush on this Bayside cheerleader, you are a liar.

Carrie Bradshaw

I can’t help but wonder how sex in the city would be with Carrie.

Jasmine

I’d be willing to show her a whole new world and maybe even go for a magic carpet ride.

Taylor Swift

I really want her to write a song about me.

Possible song titles:

• “You Meant Gay (That Way)”
• “Straight Like a Curve”
• “I Turned Him”

Josephine Potter

Similar to Kelly Kapowski, you know you had a crush on Dawson’s best friend.

Frances ‘Baby’ Houseman

I would put Baby in the corner all night long.

Tyra Banks

When she yells at you, it’s because she loves you.

Rose DeWitt Bukater

She was “quite a dish,” and I would draw her like one of my French girls while I wear the diamond.

Regina George

She does car commercials in Japan. Do I really need to say more?