The 12 Women (Almost) Any Gay Man Would Sleep With

There are just certain celebrities that make your sexual preference a little flimsy. Am I right? Maybe not every gay man would sleep with these women. But this gay man would.

Lindsay Lohan

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s_bukley / Shutterstock.com

Your friends may say things against it. James Franco once refused the Lohan and my friends say things like “if you prefer that your genitalia remains intact and free of VDs…” Like that’s going to stop me?! Everyone has battle scars.

Blake Lively

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Joe Seer / Shutterstock.com

Everyone wants to be near Serena Van Der Woodsen, if only to get close to her husband, Ryan Reynolds. XOXO

Beyoncé

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s_bukley / Shutterstock.com

There’s no explanation really needed. I’m crazy in love with this bootylicious woman. I would go as far as to put a ring on it. She could get me bodied in her freakum dress, leaving me speechless. After all, she is a grown woman.

Kelly Kapowski

Saved By the Bell : Seasons 1,2,3,4,5 Complete Series
Saved By the Bell : Seasons 1,2,3,4,5 Complete Series

If you try to tell me you didn’t have a crush on this Bayside cheerleader, you are a liar.

Carrie Bradshaw

Sex & The City: The Complete Collection (Deluxe Edition)
Sex & The City: The Complete Collection (Deluxe Edition)

I can’t help but wonder how sex in the city would be with Carrie.

Jasmine

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Aladdin (Two-Disc Platinum Edition)

I’d be willing to show her a whole new world and maybe even go for a magic carpet ride.

Taylor Swift

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Featureflash / Shutterstock.com

I really want her to write a song about me.

Possible song titles:

  • “You Meant Gay (That Way)”
  • “Straight Like a Curve”
  • “I Turned Him”

Josephine Potter

Dawson's Creek - The Complete First Season
Dawson’s Creek – The Complete First Season

Similar to Kelly Kapowski, you know you had a crush on Dawson’s best friend.

Frances ‘Baby’ Houseman

Dirty Dancing (Single-Disc Widescreen Edition)
Dirty Dancing (Single-Disc Widescreen Edition)

I would put Baby in the corner all night long.

Tyra Banks

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Helga Esteb / Shutterstock.com

When she yells at you, it’s because she loves you.

Rose DeWitt Bukater

Titanic
Titanic

She was “quite a dish,” and I would draw her like one of my French girls while I wear the diamond.

Regina George

Mean Girls (Widescreen Edition)
Mean Girls (Widescreen Edition)

She does car commercials in Japan. Do I really need to say more? TC Mark

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