The Theme Of My Bat Mitzvah Was Crying

To be 100% honest, I was looking fierce the night of the soirée. I was wearing nude stockings with open toe heels (SEX APPEAL), a pink baby doll dress and heavy lip gloss. Basically, I looked like a piece of candy with long hair.

Fear And Loathing At Yoga Camp

This was the size of a coffin and contained two prison cots. I felt like a Mormon bride who discovers her husband has a micro-peen on their wedding night. HELP, I’VE MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE!