I guess I could just look up its significance on the Internet. But that’s so demoralizing.
Kick all of those nasty habits and start some new ones. This is how it works: look at yourself in the mirror and tell yourself that you’ll change completely on New Year’s Day.
I just tried doing it right now, but it’s not nearly as fun as I remember it being when I was much younger.
Before it was just noise. But now … I don’t know.
“The daddy long-legs had probably been living downstairs in my basement comfortably for generations…”
I wish we didn’t have to wear shoes.
“Is it really that big of a problem, me being so tired all the time?”
“The silhouette started moving, the horse’s hooves up and down, comin’ in a little closer.”
What I’m going to say sounds impossible, I get it.
I was actually kind of scared to go home.