Let me start by saying: I shouldn’t have the flu, OK, this is not how this is supposed to work. I got the flu shot. I always get the flu shot.
Making friends isn’t always super easy, but that doesn’t mean you’ve got to settle for being friends with just anyone.
I want to take a minute and give a big shout out to my best friend.
My whole life, I’ve always had a dog.
Sometimes I worry that I’m growing out of touch.
Being a tall guy is pretty awesome.
“It’s fine,” everyone’s telling me. “Nobody really knows what they’re doing. You’ll be a great dad. Just relax.”
And I get it, all the time at work, sometimes people have to wait, sometimes people refuse to wait.
We were supposed to go through the management company, even though the address on those envelopes we had to put our rent check in every month was just the building owner’s house up in Westchester, not a real management company.
I’m not going to lie, it’s still a little hard to drink fountain soda. It’s one of my all-time happiest pleasures that’s been forever ruined by that one motion.