You’re always late to work.
“That’s right Rob,” he said it again: “You’re a dad now. Everything changes when you have kids.”
I love ice cream. It’s so awesome. But do you ever feel like I do? Like sometimes you can’t decide which flavor of ice cream to choose? There are just so many options! Next time you find yourself scratching your head, unable to make a decision, check out this guide.
Everybody’s always talking about how bad cigarettes are, that if you’re a smoker, you need to quit, or at least you need to move it outside, down the block, no seriously, even further, yeah I don’t care how cold it is, just keep walking.
My life is going great. It’s just wonderful, you have no idea. Seriously, however great you think your life is going right now, I promise you, it’s nowhere near as great as mine is.
It’s no surprise that some of these early recipes didn’t survive to the present day.
Give her a box of nice chocolates and tell her that you can’t wait until tonight.
My ideal vision of the future has always been as it’s portrayed in the TV series Star Trek: The Next Generation: humanity has transcended all of the petty nonsense that we’re still fighting about today; poverty has been eradicated; common diseases are distant memories of a medical dark age hundreds of years in the past.
Way out in the distance there was this one buoy, and whenever I went for a dip, it called out to me.
I’m not a fan of running on a treadmill.