You’re dating an environmentalist, which is a pretty big catch-all label, sure. But environmentalists care, they really, really care. That’s the whole point.
I know this sounds crazy, because what parent doesn’t think his or her baby is the best? But in my case, it’s true.
I feel like nobody cares about Earth Day.
If you see Frank, tell him I said hi. Tell him, “Hey Frank, I just ran into Rob, and he says hi.” And then give me a call and tell me if he says anything back.
Like a lot of consumers tired of paying a hundred dollar monthly bill, I cancelled my cable subscription several years ago.
There were a lot of headlines in the news a couple of weeks ago when the cops arrested two Brooklyn men who were planning on joining ISIS.
But what about the seasoning? Won’t plain French fries taste a little bland?
You never see them coming. It’s not like you wake up one day and you’re like, jeez, I’m not feeling so hot today, I think there might be a panic attack in the works. It’s not like that at all.
A few months ago, I told myself that I’d stop biting my fingernails. It’s been a bad habit for as far back as I can remember.
I was at this trivia night at a bar by my place a few nights ago, and one of the questions was, “Agoraphobia is the fear of what?” And I knew it, I’d heard this trivia question a thousand times before.