It’s probably all in your head. That’s what you tell yourself anyway as you try unsuccessfully to fall asleep at night. But is it?
It’s just as I feared.
I read this meme on Reddit one time, it was a picture with text written on top of it, a picture of a cop, and it said, “If you’re speeding and you see a cop hiding on the side of the road, and it’s too late to slow down, try waving at the officer. He’s more likely not to pull you over.”
The stores are already offering ridiculous pre-Christmas sales, so we might as well take advantage of all the savings.
“Whatever it takes man, make it happen.”
You know it’s because I used to play in high school, you know that, right?
It makes me wonder: which version of 2014 is better, ours, or the one imagined back in the 1980s?
It was a cool movie, but it wasn’t GOOD.
How is such a price even tabulated?
Looking back, I don’t think I’ve ever been cool about it at all.