Like I’m sure most of you already have, I updated my iPhone to the new operating system and started looking over the new features. The most notable addition is a texting feature that attempts to predict what you’re going to write. I’m not sure how exactly this would help unless you only know how to spell the first half of all your words, but it’s there, for some reason. A friend and I started messing around with it and noticed some troubling suggestions from Apple. Just where does your new iPhone stand on some of the most controversial world issues? Let’s find out:
I think I’m going to have to disagree with you on this one, Apple:
Is Snoop Dogg in charge of programming over there, guys?
All of my racist uncles will hate this one.
I KNEW IT!
I mean I guess it’s not great, but ISIS is a bit of an assumption…
Again with the Hitler love???
It even got passive aggressive when people would message me. “Yeah, great. Whatever. Leave me alone.”
I’m pretty sure that’s racist, iPhone.
I’m POSITIVE that’s racist!
Well I’m certainly not going to let iOS8 help me sext. “Your boobs are few?”
If you’ve noticed any bizarre suggestions, feel free to share them in the comments below. We’re onto you, Apple. You’d better tell us where Tupac is, as well.