I just kicked a can in my driveway and somehow ended up with a goal against Brazil.
— Guy Endore-Kaiser (@GuyEndoreKaiser) July 8, 2014
One thing I have in common with Brazil: giving up
— Mae (@mzeld) July 8, 2014
Brazil's only hope is to pick up the ball and run home in tears.
— Andreea (@ayyhluscu) July 8, 2014
— Creative Ideas (@socreativepics) July 8, 2014
Brazil Makes Amazing Comeback By Kicking Huge Soccer Ball Into Goal, "This Is Worth At Least 30-40 Goals," Says Ref
— Horton (@crushingbort) July 8, 2014
Guys call me Brazil because I'm so depressed now I let everybody score on me.
— Dani Fernandez (@msdanifernandez) July 8, 2014
I'm not even in the game and I just scored on Brazil.
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) July 8, 2014
Please stop uploading the game highlights to Pornhub… Our public humiliation category is full. #BrazilvsGermany
— Pornhub Katie (@Pornhub) July 8, 2014
This is the weirdest thing to happen to Brazil since Terry Gilliam?
— Alex Blagg (@alexblagg) July 8, 2014
What it was like watching the German's destroy Brazil today: pic.twitter.com/nC4P4lZEIy
— Brandon Mendelson (@BJMendelson) July 8, 2014
At this point, can we just give Brazil two goalies?
— Steve Amiri (@SteveAmiri) July 8, 2014
They should let Brazil use their hands now…
— Brett Anderson (@BAnderson_30) July 8, 2014
Looks like Brazil accidentally put their settings on "very easy"
— Dan Duvall (@lazerdoov) July 8, 2014
At this point it's clear that Brazil is just trying to get the 1st pick in next year's draft
— Brian Essbe (@SortaBad) July 8, 2014
It's a shame Brazil is nowhere near as good as America at quickly losing interest in soccer. http://t.co/v6haEyrxnp
— Jason Mustian (@jasonmustian) July 8, 2014