Darth Vader buying Lean Cuisines & using the force to keep the kids in the cart
— Brian Gaar (@briangaar) April 29, 2014
Darth Vader would be the guy at the concert or baseball game who just lets the beach ball fall when it is hit to him.
— Zachary Flynn (@zacharyflynn) May 10, 2013
“Even, I can’t.” “Literally 300% done, I am.” “Rather die, I would.” –Yoda’s 14 year old daughter
— GI Bro (@b0dymassage) March 19, 2014
Can’t get thought of R2D2 and C3PO having foursome with Daft Punk out of my head :(
— Eli Braden (@EliBraden) April 25, 2013
“Even, I can’t.” — Millennial Yoda
— shauna (@goldengateblond) March 10, 2014
When I was a kid, if you wore a hoodie with the hood up, everyone would laugh and call you “Yoda.” But why was that considered an insult
— Brian Gaar (@briangaar) December 13, 2013
I had two huge discoveries today: 1. When I push my cat’s ears down he looks like Yoda 2. For the love of god what I am doing.
— Robin McCauley (@RobinMcCauley) October 30, 2013
C-3PO was alright as far as condescending gay robots go.
— Eireann Dolan (@EireannDolan) October 27, 2011
Luke Skywalker going on Maury to see if Darth Vader is the father.
— jonnifer lopez (@senderblock23) December 15, 2013
“LOYO.” – Yoda
— Clarke Kant (@clarkekant) May 11, 2013
Sometimes I stay up late wondering if that thing under Darth Vader’s helmet was just a harmonica he didn’t know how to play.
— Nathan Buckley (@duplicitron) April 24, 2013
All I’m sayin is if I’m Luke Skywalker there’s NO WAY I’m following this creepy old stranger into his house. Oh you knew my dad? yeah ok bub
— Sean (@asimplesean) August 29, 2013
“I’m getting too old for this Sith” – Luke Skywalker, STAR WARS EPISODE VII
— Brian Lynch (@BrianLynch) August 8, 2013
going to sculpt a tiny Luke Skywalker out of butter & pretend this baked potato is a tauntaun
— Mary Charlene (@IamEnidColeslaw) May 28, 2013
real quick 1) whyd it take darth vader 19 years to build deathstar #1 but less than 4 for #2 and 2) what does holding a girls hand feel like
— rob whisman (@robwhisman) April 1, 2013
I understand why darth vader is mean I’d be mean too if my penis went in lava
— Max Landis (@Uptomyknees) October 21, 2013
Darth Vader using the force to choke himself while he jerks off
— Amber (@Amburglar_) December 4, 2013
Luke Skywalker probably pretended to know what R2-D2 was saying, just so he could seem smarter than everybody else. What an asshole.
— Big Money Rowlf (@iRowlf) August 19, 2012
“I find your lack of faith very rational and intelligent.” – Atheist Darth Vader
— Big Tits Will Weldon (@oldmanweldon) November 15, 2013
My mother called to tell me she knew a girl that would date me, then we laughed SO uncontrollably hard that I had to remove my C-3PO mask.
— matt tuff (@matttuff) May 3, 2011