10 Signs You’re A True Miami Heat Fan

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Let me first say that there are some Miami Heat fans this does not apply to at all. If any of the following apply to you then you’re exempt:

  • You own a Rony Seikaly jersey
  • You thought Harold Miner was the next Michael Jordan
  • You have a Blue Edwards rookie card

Other than that, enjoy!

1. You own one of these:

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2. You’re a huge fan of these guys:

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3. Oh wait, the Ravens weren’t very good last year. Now your favorite football team is:

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4. You cheered for the incinerator at the end of Toy Story 3.

Toy Story 3
Toy Story 3

5. You thought this was the good guy in Jurassic Park:

Jurassic Park
Jurassic Park

6. Then you thought this guy got what he deserved:

Jurassic Park
Jurassic Park

7. This is you:

8. This is one of your all time favorite movie scenes:

Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Who Framed Roger Rabbit

9. You wouldn’t violently vomit if one of Pat Riley’s grease-soaked hairs came in contact with your bare skin.

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10. YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY EVERYONE BOOED THESE GUYS: TC Mark

Space Jam
Space Jam

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