Let me first say that there are some Miami Heat fans this does not apply to at all. If any of the following apply to you then you’re exempt:
- You own a Rony Seikaly jersey
- You thought Harold Miner was the next Michael Jordan
- You have a Blue Edwards rookie card
Other than that, enjoy!
1. You own one of these:
2. You’re a huge fan of these guys:
3. Oh wait, the Ravens weren’t very good last year. Now your favorite football team is:
4. You cheered for the incinerator at the end of Toy Story 3.
5. You thought this was the good guy in Jurassic Park:
6. Then you thought this guy got what he deserved:
7. This is you:
— RedEye Chicago (@redeyechicago) October 29, 2013