It’s unfortunate that online dating wasn’t around when Saved by the Bell was on the air, because Zack and the gang could have had so many storylines from it. Imagine if they found Mr. Tuttle’s eHarmony profile. Or maybe Zack could catfish Miss Bliss in order to get her to forget about the big test on Friday. The sky’s the limit. Since none of those will ever be possible, the next best thing would be to have an OKCupid profile for Zack Morris. If Preppy was looking for a date online, his page would probably look something like this: