Twitter Responds To Los Angeles’ 4.4 Earthquake In The Most Hilarious Way Possible
By Rob Fee
As soon as the earthquake hit in Los Angeles this morning, Twitter funny people did the only logical thing; they started making jokes about it. Luckily it wasn’t a major earthquake so no need to get upset. Here are some of the funniest earthquake tweets of the day:
Blaming my shitty love life on the earthquake.
— Mae (@mzeld) March 17, 2014
Don't worry, ABC News DOES have a helicopter flying over Westwood tracking the earthquake. We WILL find and arrest this earthquake.
— Sean Brewster (@TheSeanBrewster) March 17, 2014
Alright, everyone to James Franco's house. #earthquake
— Brian Lynch (@BrianLynch) March 17, 2014
Just survived an earthquake and killed 2 spiders before 8 AM. Whattup Monday!?
— Aristotle Georgeson (@STOTLE) March 17, 2014
I heard the safest place you can be during an earthquake is in Milwaukee
— Chase Bernstein (@Chase__Chase) March 17, 2014
Thank god it's St. Patrick's Day because I need a beer after that. #earthquake
— Robin McCauley (@RobinMcCauley) March 17, 2014
Well I found a solution to my alarm clock problem. Is there any way to get 4.7 earthquake every morning at 6:30?
— Seth Jones (@sethjones1) March 17, 2014
BREAKING NEWS: earthquake in LA, 4.4-magnitude. "i dropped my latté" said a shaken resident of the city
— fox (@8bitf0x) March 17, 2014
They downgraded the earthquake to a 4.4, but I'm hoping they don't cancel it entirely until we get the Live +3 numbers.
— Aaron Ginsburg (@DrLawyercop) March 17, 2014
Embarrassed the earthquake lasted only ten seconds and I already have to re-stock my disaster preparedness pantry.
— Alex Blagg (@alexblagg) March 17, 2014
you know it's just a matter of hours until Buzzfeed publishes a "Which Earthquake Are You?" quiz…
— Adam Troutman (@TheAdamTroutman) March 17, 2014
Making sure your LA friends are ok after an earthquake under 5.0 is like them texting you every time they hear there's been a thunderstorm.
— (maura) (@behindyourback) March 17, 2014
Calming earthquake nerves with a round of aftershots
— Gabe Miller (@TheGabestOfAll) March 17, 2014
The newscaster said her boyfriend felt the earthquake and now I think she's just bragging.
— jacqueline carbajal (@jackiecarbajal) March 17, 2014
"Am I wearing pants?" -My apparent first reaction to being awoken by an earthquake.
— Emily Toffelmire (@klickitatstreet) March 17, 2014
no earthquake here but i couldn't find my phone for 10 minutes and it's pretty much the same thing
— Josh Hara (@yoyoha) March 17, 2014
I'm scared!! 😱 Can I get someone to come cuddle with me?! I'm from Alabama, we don't get stuff like this! 😁#earthquake
— Terrell Owens (@terrellowens) March 17, 2014
10th floor of a hotel an feeling a earthquake for the 1st time! Mommy
— Randy Moss (@RandyMoss) March 17, 2014
“Sharknado, but earthquakes. Still sharks tho.” — someone, somewhere in LA right now, I will bet you good money
— Ella Ceron (@ellaceron) March 17, 2014
I'm glad the earthquake happened now and not six months ago, when #earthtwerk would have started trending.
— Aaron Fullerton (@AaronFullerton) March 17, 2014