As soon as the earthquake hit in Los Angeles this morning, Twitter funny people did the only logical thing; they started making jokes about it. Luckily it wasn’t a major earthquake so no need to get upset. Here are some of the funniest earthquake tweets of the day:
Blaming my shitty love life on the earthquake.
— Mae (@mzeld) March 17, 2014
Don't worry, ABC News DOES have a helicopter flying over Westwood tracking the earthquake. We WILL find and arrest this earthquake.
— Sean Brewster (@TheSeanBrewster) March 17, 2014
Alright, everyone to James Franco's house. #earthquake
— Brian Lynch (@BrianLynch) March 17, 2014
Just survived an earthquake and killed 2 spiders before 8 AM. Whattup Monday!?
— Aristotle Georgeson (@STOTLE) March 17, 2014
I heard the safest place you can be during an earthquake is in Milwaukee
— Chase Bernstein (@Chase__Chase) March 17, 2014
Thank god it's St. Patrick's Day because I need a beer after that. #earthquake
— Robin McCauley (@RobinMcCauley) March 17, 2014
Well I found a solution to my alarm clock problem. Is there any way to get 4.7 earthquake every morning at 6:30?
— Seth Jones (@sethjones1) March 17, 2014
BREAKING NEWS: earthquake in LA, 4.4-magnitude. "i dropped my latté" said a shaken resident of the city
— fox (@8bitf0x) March 17, 2014
They downgraded the earthquake to a 4.4, but I'm hoping they don't cancel it entirely until we get the Live +3 numbers.
— Aaron Ginsburg (@DrLawyercop) March 17, 2014
Embarrassed the earthquake lasted only ten seconds and I already have to re-stock my disaster preparedness pantry.
— Alex Blagg (@alexblagg) March 17, 2014
you know it's just a matter of hours until Buzzfeed publishes a "Which Earthquake Are You?" quiz…
— Adam Troutman (@TheAdamTroutman) March 17, 2014
Making sure your LA friends are ok after an earthquake under 5.0 is like them texting you every time they hear there's been a thunderstorm.
— (maura) (@behindyourback) March 17, 2014
Calming earthquake nerves with a round of aftershots
— Gabe Miller (@TheGabestOfAll) March 17, 2014
The newscaster said her boyfriend felt the earthquake and now I think she's just bragging.
— jacqueline carbajal (@jackiecarbajal) March 17, 2014
"Am I wearing pants?" -My apparent first reaction to being awoken by an earthquake.
— Emily Toffelmire (@klickitatstreet) March 17, 2014
no earthquake here but i couldn't find my phone for 10 minutes and it's pretty much the same thing
— Josh Hara (@yoyoha) March 17, 2014
I'm scared!! 😱 Can I get someone to come cuddle with me?! I'm from Alabama, we don't get stuff like this! 😁#earthquake
— Terrell Owens (@terrellowens) March 17, 2014
10th floor of a hotel an feeling a earthquake for the 1st time! Mommy
— Randy Moss (@RandyMoss) March 17, 2014
“Sharknado, but earthquakes. Still sharks tho.” — someone, somewhere in LA right now, I will bet you good money
— Ella Ceron (@ellaceron) March 17, 2014
I'm glad the earthquake happened now and not six months ago, when #earthtwerk would have started trending.
— Aaron Fullerton (@AaronFullerton) March 17, 2014