Say what you will about Jaden, but at least he wasn’t given one of those ridiculous cartoon names that celebrities insist on giving their offspring. Since the majority of us will never get the opportunity to be named by an eccentric celebrity, here’s a helpful chart to help you discover what your celebrity baby name would be. The first chart would be your first name and the second would be your middle name. Feel free to share your results below, but if you feel the need to legally change your name to your result, you have to name your first child after me. Deal?