20 Things I Learned From Saved By The Bell

Saved by the Bell: The Complete Collection
Saved by the Bell: The Complete Collection

1. It’s possible for you and every member of your group of friends to get a job at the exact same summer beach resort.

Saved by the Bell: The Complete Collection
Saved by the Bell: The Complete Collection

2. If you have a stepbrother that doesn’t live with you, you’ll probably just see him once and then never speak of him again.

Saved by the Bell: The Complete Collection
Saved by the Bell: The Complete Collection

3. If you play wheelchair basketball you aren’t allowed to leap out of your chair to get the jump ball.

Saved by the Bell: The Complete Collection
Saved by the Bell: The Complete Collection

4. If you keep a life sized cardboard cutout of the girl you like under your bed, eventually she will marry you.

Saved by the Bell: The Complete Collection
Saved by the Bell: The Complete Collection

5. Your school will allow you to use an empty class room for a chameleon’s funeral if you loved it enough.

Saved by the Bell: The Complete Collection
Saved by the Bell: The Complete Collection

6. Teachers can take a week off and let students run the school.

Saved by the Bell: The Complete Collection
Saved by the Bell: The Complete Collection

7. You can be the star of the basketball team and never go to practice or play again in your life.

Saved by the Bell: The Complete Collection
Saved by the Bell: The Complete Collection

8. Also the same with track and field.

Saved by the Bell: The Complete Collection
Saved by the Bell: The Complete Collection

9. If your principal is having marriage problems, he may just come over and hang out in your room for a while.

Saved by the Bell: The Complete Collection
Saved by the Bell: The Complete Collection

10. Casey Kasum’s schedule is so light he’s willing to come over and judge a high school dance competition.

Saved by the Bell: The Complete Collection
Saved by the Bell: The Complete Collection

11. No one locks the doors of the costume closet at Bayside.

Saved by the Bell: The Complete Collection
Saved by the Bell: The Complete Collection

12. If you get struck by lightning, you’ll probably gain the ability to predict the future.

Saved by the Bell: The Complete Collection
Saved by the Bell: The Complete Collection

13. If a high school student created advanced artificial intelligence, they’d probably just use it to hang around the house and do menial tasks.

Saved by the Bell: The Complete Collection
Saved by the Bell: The Complete Collection

14. But the robot may need glasses to read small print.

Saved by the Bell: The Complete Collection
Saved by the Bell: The Complete Collection

15. You can rig every locker in your school to open at the press of a button in order to sell gently used high end clothing.

Saved by the Bell: The Complete Collection
Saved by the Bell: The Complete Collection

16. You can shut down an oil company if they accidentally kill a duck.

Saved by the Bell: The Complete Collection
Saved by the Bell: The Complete Collection

17. If you get into enough trouble, your principal can force you to go on a date with his niece.

Saved by the Bell: The Complete Collection
Saved by the Bell: The Complete Collection

18. The way to a girl’s heart is by taking her to a George Michael concert.

Saved by the Bell: The Complete Collection
Saved by the Bell: The Complete Collection

19. A substitute teacher can, not only plan a class trip, but a class trip that has absolutely nothing to do with the class.

Saved by the Bell: The Complete Collection
Saved by the Bell: The Complete Collection

20. Caffeine pills can destroy your life more than using meth, heroine, and crack combined. TC Mark

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