I’m sure you thought you were being really cute and funny, but there is nothing funny or cute about the pain you have caused in my life. And all because I didn’t use your card enough. In some circles showing that kind of restraint is considered a virtue. But not in your world. In your world it’s considered grounds for ending a relationship.
Everything is going great until your love pulls out their cell phone. To your horror, it is not a smart phone. It’s not even a blackberry. It’s a Nokia flip phone, circa 2000.
1. There is a constant battle over going out vs. staying in.
Lesson #4: Sisters are the worst and sisters are the best
I am paying tribute to the umbrella: an invention so wonderful that Rihanna devoted an entire song to it.
After some serious soul searching coupled with a week of binge watching reruns of The Practice, I have decided that I want to be a television lawyer.
Buy anything you can’t clean.