In this vile news segment from Indianapolis’ Fox 59 TV station, a “journalist” is sent into the streets to search for America’s Next Top Homeless Person. She asks two homeless sisters whether they’ve heard of overnight sensation Ted Williams. They haven’t. Apparently, living on the streets makes it difficult to keep track of the viral videos of the week or something. Said “journalist” also asks whether they have any “hidden talents”—other than, you know, being a pair of good-for-nothing hobos.