a list of reasons why you might find your roommate annoying
By Peter Bd
because they have an annoying face
because they’re not excited about the next season of game of thrones
because they never leave the apartment
because they have an annoying laugh
because they went to a college that you couldn’t get into
because they only do some of the dishes and not all of them
because they’ve been to hawaii and you haven’t been to hawaii yet
because they never take out the trash
because they seem like the type of person who enjoyed high school and you hated high school like a normal person is supposed to
because they’re always making weird noises in their room
because they call you even though you’ve told them more than once that you hate phone calls
because they’ve never read your favorite novel of all time
because they know all the choreography to ‘thriller’ by michael jackson and you still haven’t gotten around to learning it
because you’re a grammar nazi and their texts to you are riddled with spelling errors
because they had no reaction while watching the red wedding episode of game of thrones
because they’re messy
because they take long showers
because they never pay rent on time
because they were born in a different galaxy and you were only born in this galaxy
because you just find something about them annoying and can’t figure out why