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Never Buy Anything From Land Antiques Unless You Want To Live In A Nightmare
I Thought Getting My Best Friend Laid Would Help Him Move On, But What Happened Instead Ruined Our Lives
I Overpaid For The Best Sex Of My Life

“No,” he says, and then his grin melted away. He leaned forward. “I mean it. Really. You will never find a girl that does it better. Never ever. Rest of your life. Ancient technique. You sure you can live with that, sir?”
There’s Something Off About Tim And I Don’t Think It’s Just The Meth
There’s Something Evil Looking For Little Girls In Stratford, And I’m Finally Ready To Confess The Truth Behind What’s Happening To Them

“That’s Mom. She gets LOUD when she’s hungry.” Then she just continued drawing, utterly unfazed.
I Found Something Vile In My City’s Pipes, But No One Believes Me

“I’m not crazy!” I hollered to no one at all, still sawing through my last pipe. Squeaking, grinding. Grinding, squeaking. The sewer drain sloshing.
I’m A Criminal Law Lawyer, But After What Happened Last Week I Don’t Think I Will Be Much Longer

Writing this down didn’t help at all. I thought it would give me some kind of perspective. Purge me of what terror I now harbor in the depths of my soul. Allay the guilt.