60+ Witty Mae West Quotes On Sex and Love
“I’m a woman of very few words, but lots of action.”
“I’m a woman of very few words, but lots of action.”
You have an entire life to be an idiot. Why not take today off?
“The vibes were waaay off.”
Golf courses are a fun place to bond with your family and friends. Here are some hilarious golf jokes to share with everyone on the golf course tomorrow:
One of our employees fell into the “Hammer box”
I wish I could go back and explain to us that she was being abused, that it was predatory, and get the guy put in prison.
Some people come into our lives and they teach us how to love, how to hope, they show us that the goodness was always meant to find us, that it was always meant to stay. And some people, some people teach us how not to love. How not to settle. How to stand up for what we truly desire, how to choose ourselves for once, how to stop pouring into empty vessels, how to give that love back to ourselves. Either way, the lesson remains. And the scars remain. And the wounds remain. And the hurt and the hope remains. And it’s all within you, but it isn’t a testament of failure. It is a testament of faith. Because in a world that sometimes fails to love deeply, in a generation that always seems to be choosing distance over depth, you chose to believe in something. You chose to try for something.
If you’re looking for love, Tinder is a great place to start! Here are some genius Tinder pick up lines that’ll make you look like a catch: