23 Signs You’re A Premature Old Person
You still don’t understand how LMFAO or Skrillex qualify as music. It just sounds like dying.
You still don’t understand how LMFAO or Skrillex qualify as music. It just sounds like dying.
The only good reason to go into debt is for traveling. Not Isabel Marant boots or expensive groceries.
Starting a blog and, despite having an average daily readership of three people including your mother, maintaining and growing it with love.
You are not wearing the kinds of clothes you feel best in because you perceive them to be “not in style,” “not a good label,” or “not meant for someone who isn’t skinny.”
Responding to people who text you as promptly as you can, within reason. No one likes to be left hanging on a “what’s up” for three hours.
She often kept out of the public eye, especially when partying, so Buffy “wouldn’t be seen with a drink in her hand.”
Even when I was less sore than the body sleeping next to me I was always tired, more hungry, more lost, more alone; I could only ever feel the feelings of my own body (and the perpetual screams of my calf muscles), and therefore I was the only one feeling them.
You can always live with yourself. That’s basic. That’s how you came into this world. What you can’t do is make love spring from thin air.
And while we’re on the subject of manners, maybe this person — this curious creature — is spending time with someone they enjoy. Maybe they think it’s rude to pause the conversation every so often to check their phone.
You end up busy with work, friends, family, dating, and your trivia league, but how much down time do you have?
23. Although we think about Thanksgiving being an American holiday, our Canadian neighbors to the north also celebrate it, just on the second Monday in October.
You were just that overcome with emotion that instead of saying anything, your slovenly self decided to just type a colon and half a parentheses in response to some of the most mundane anecdotes from my day?
13. Killing Them Softly. The movie slapped with a rare F Cinemascore grade from audiences, mostly because whoever decided to market it to the mass public was an idiot.
I got emotional compiling this week’s playlist (I know, right? Me, emotional? What are the odds?)
Also, there are thousands of different dishes to try, and eating out is exponentially cheaper than trying to cook at home (if your apartment even had a kitchen, which it doesn’t).
Whether you’re a cross-country drive or a trans-atlantic flight from home, that first moment when you pause where you are, take a deep breath and open your eyes to an unknown land, a shiny new light is shed on your entire soul.
But it’s not for us, darling, it never was. I don’t believe in a higher meaning, nor do I need a purpose to live for. I believe in us, in life, in the magical reality of everything around us. Look at it, then look again, look harder because I can’t make you see until you want to.