For those of you who are concerned about the current state of gun control in America, or for those of you who aren’t concerned at all, we have exciting news. Now, you can relieve all your pent-up stress over the gun control debate, by shooting a half-naked life-sized target of your ex-girlfriend. Good times! Because after all, you’ve got let off some steam somehow, right? (All this discussion of the 2nd Amendment can get so tedious at times, no?) …And did we mention that the target bleeds when you shoot it? Oh yes. It bleeds.
Here’s an impassioned quote from one of the impassioned fans of the “Bleeding ‘The Ex’ Zombie Life-Sized Tactical Mannequin Target”:
“The dark haired one looks like my bitch ex-wife, who I HATE! I can’t wait to shoot her face off for taking my shit.”
Ah, such healthy, robust, all-American energy. Because ain’t that America, little pink houses for you and me, etc. Clearly, we’re in good hands, based on that actual quote from an actual person who owns an actual assault weapon. Anyway, so, the bleeding gory target of your ex-lover retails for $99.95. Buy yours today. Or go ahead and buy two, maybe, because it’s good to have one in reserve. After all, you never know when los Federales will come pounding on your door, trying to take your life-sized terrifying revenge fantasy away.
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image – Zombie Industries