4. “Goldfinger” — Shirley Bassey
He loves… go-oooold! GO-OOOLD! I just realized that I have no idea if Shirley Bassey is an awesome black lady singer or an awesome white lady singer who sounds like a black lady singer, and I also realized that I have no desire to ruin this lack of knowledge by looking that up. The stupid internet ruins too many things that way. Stop Googling everything and just be content with not knowing. …Who am I even talking to here? Myself? Probably I am just talking to myself.