The Worst Batman Quotes to Shout Out During Sex

1. “…I’m Batman!”

2. “Whoa! You came down that pole like a pro!”

3. “Just the pussy I’ve been lookin’ for!”

4. “…Where does he get those wonderful toys?”

5. “I’m of a mind to make some mookie!”

6. “That’s right, Dick. I want them so much, I can taste it!”

7. “…Holy nightmare!”

8. “We’ll have to do this upside-down.”

9. “I believe the word you’re looking for is ‘Aaahh’!”

10. “I want you to tell all your friends about me!”

11. “Never rub another man’s rhubarb!”

12. “You’re a real nice girl, and I like you a lot, but right now, shut up.”

13. “Bon Voyage, Pussy!”

14. “I hate to disappoint you, but my rubber lips are immune to your charms.”

15. “Here, swallow this pill.” TC mark



…Quotes are from every Batman movie except for Batman Begins, for some reason. You can read previous horrible Star Wars quotes to shout out during sex by going here and here.

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  • Lindsay Lennox

    Actually I would kind of like to know the *best* Batman quotes to shout during sex…?

    • Jack

      I disagree with the first one.

      Which is why it would be the best one to shout.

      Also, “Hand down the shark repellent!”

      • Oliver Miller

        “Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb.”

        …Actually, that quote makes no sense as a sex quote, but I like it.

    • Halo_Override

      “I'm not the one wearing hockey pads.”

  • KP

    I feel like this would go well, assuming the delivery was convincing.  “You’re a real nice girl, and I like you a lot, but right now, shut up.”

    • Oliver Miller

      It's in there.  Here are some of the rejected quotes that we cut like 30 seconds before publishing this:

      “You remind me of my father.”

      “Come on, you gruesome son of
      a bitch! Come to me!”

      “I can help you grab your

      “You want to take a ride in
      my love machine, bay-bee?”

      “Well, that was very brief!”


      • Tim

        Those should all have been included!

  • Duke Holland of Gishmale

    I've heard #14 on more than one occasion.

  • EarthToNichole

    I would be really excited if the next one was “Worst Bret Easton Ellis Quotes to Shout During Sex”.

    • slutidarity

      How about “Worst American Psycho Movie Quotes To Shout During Sex”? 

      “I have to return some videotapes.”
      “Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark! “

      • Oliver Miller

        “C'mon.  You went to Sarah Lawerence, right?'

  • uouk4
  • jnaomi

    ok now do startrek!

    • Oliver Miller

      I can't think of any funny ones for “Star Trek.”  …Help?  I tried to do one for “Aliens,” but no, that wasn't funny either.

      • jnaomi

        really? we manage to pick up a few when i was over at the boy's house last night. but yeah not a lot. there was one that went “Captain, we have a visual.”

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