This Video Will Make You Think Twice About Laughing At Those Less Fortunate

One, two, three and to the fo’
Snoop Doggy Dogg and Dr. Dre is at the do’
Ready to make an entrance, so back on up
(cause you know we’re bout to rip shit up)
Gimme the microphone first, so I can bust like a bubble
Compton and Long Beach together, now you know you in trouble
Ain’t nuttin but a G thang, baaaaabay!
Two loc’ed out niggaz so we’re craaaaazay!
Death Row is the label that paaaaays me!
Unfadeable, so please don’t try to fade this (Hell yeah!)
But uhh, back to the lecture at hand
Perfection is perfected, so I’ma let em understand
from a young G’s perspective
And before me dig out a bitch I have to find a contraceptive
You never know she could be earnin her man
and learnin her man — and at the same time burnin her man
Now you know I ain’t with that shit, Lieutenant
Ain’t no pussy good enough to get burnt while I’m up in it
(YEAH!) And that’s realer than Real-Deal Holyfield
And now you hookers and hoes know how I feel
Well if it’s good enough to get broke off a proper chunk
I’ll take a small piece of some of that funky stuff

It’s like this and like that and like this and uh
It’s like that and like this and like that and uh
It’s like this and like that and like this and uh
Dre, creep to the mic like a phantom Thought Catalog Logo Mark

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‘Old Man Barnes’ is the pseudonym of James B. Barnes who is not an old man but sometimes feels like one on TC. He is, for instance, not as old as Jim Goad. Old Man Barnes is full of gems but most are unpolished and/or actually quartz.

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