23 Women Reveal The Questions They’d Ask Their Ex About The Girl He Loves Now

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1. “I’d ask him if she fucks as good as I do.” —Rachael, 23

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2. “I’d ask how many times a day he regrets leaving me, because it’s not a matter of if he does, it’s a matter of how often.” —Chelsea, 24

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3. “Do you tell her that I damaged you?” —Alex, 26

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4. “Does she accept a text message as a legitimate form of breaking up?” —Michelle, 24

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5. “Is she turned on by laziness?” —Sara, 25

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6. “What does she have that I don’t?” —Carissa, 26

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7. “Does she enjoy having sex with a small penis?” —Alise, 26

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8. “What about her made you suddenly ready for a relationship?” —Natalie, 25

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9. “I don’t know what I’d ask her, but I’d forewarn her that she’s only going to ever give head, never receive. Actually she should be prepared for a lot of giving and basically no receiving, in all aspects of the relationship.” —Anna, 24

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10. “How long do you think it’ll be before you get bored of her?” —Tracy, 23

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11. “Is there any quality of mine you wish she had?” —Mia, 25

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12. “Does she ask about me?” —Kylie, 24

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13. “Is she cool with your lying and cheating, or has she not figured that out yet?” —Marissa, 26

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14. “Do you guys bond over how ‘crazy’ I am?” —Lilly, 24

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15. “You wish she had my body, don’t you?” —Haley, 23

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16. “Did she say ‘I love you’ first, or did you?” —Nichole, 26

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17. “Does she question whether or not you still have feelings for me?” —Jillian, 25

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18. “Does she know you text me every weekend when you’re drunk?” —Katie, 22

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19 “Is she as ‘needy’ as I am, or does she just accept the lack of attention you give?” —Danielle, 23

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20. “Can you see yourself being with her for a long time?” —Jenna, 24

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21. “Has she changed you?” —Cristina, 23

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22. “How do you love her differently?” —Bri, 25

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23. “Does your mom like her? (or does she wish you were still with me?)” —Lauren, 24 Thought Catalog Logo Mark

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