22 Quotes For Every Coffee Drinker That Perfectly Sum Up Your Caffeinated Obsession

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1. “I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.” —Lewis Black

2. “Coffee is a language in itself.” —Jackie Chan

3. “I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.” —T.S. Eliot

4. “We want to do a lot of stuff; we’re not in great shape. We didn’t get a good night’s sleep. We’re a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup.” —Jerry Seinfeld

5. “Starbucks was founded around the experience and the environment of their stores. Starbucks was about a space with comfortable chairs, lots of power outlets, tables and desks at which we could work and the option to spend as much time in their stores as we wanted without any pressure to buy. The coffee was incidental.” —Simon Sinek

6. “Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it’s hard to go back to sleep.” —Fran Drescher

7. “Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.” —Anne Morrow Lindbergh

8. “I like cappuccino, actually. But even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all.” —David Lynch

9. “Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.” —Earl Wilson

10. “To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions.” —Hugh Jackman

11. “When traveling with someone, take large does of patience and tolerance with your morning coffee.” —Helen Hayes

12. “I force people to have coffee with me, just because I don’t trust that a friendship can be maintained without any other senses besides a computer or cellphone screen.” —John Cusack

13. “I gave up coffee. It’s almost worse than giving up a lover.” —Sandra Bullock

14. “If it wasn’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsover.” —David Letterman

15. “I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, ‘Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.'” —Jim Carrey

16. “A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.” —Paul Erdos

17. “Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?” —Steven Wright

18. “Our printing press is the Internet. Our coffee houses are social networks.” —Heather Brooke

19. “Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.” —Alphonse Allais

20. “You can’t have a decent food culture without a decent coffee culture: the two things grow up together.” —Adam Gopnik

21. “I’m such an antsy type of person. I can’t write in a room without other people around. I write in coffee shops.” —Paul Haggis

22. “People don’t stop eating, and they don’t stop drinking coffee.” —Magic Johnson Thought Catalog Logo Mark

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