11 Women Compare Sex With Their Significant Other To Sports

Generally we use sports metaphors to motivate and persevere, but in this case we’re using them to describe sex because, why not?
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1. “I’d say my sex life is like football. There’s a lot of commercial breaks, but it lasts forever.” —Claire, 24

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2. “Definitely baseball. He’s always trying to steal a base. I can’t tell you how many places we’ve had sex in public.” —Amy, 23

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3. “Oh, tennis! We are both really loud. Even when we’re not moaning or grunting, one of us is breathing really heavily.” —Cassandra, 25

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4. “It’s like bob sledding. Super smooth, but not as fast.” —Leah, 27

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5. “Football. Not all women like gentle sex. I like it when he throws me on the bed. I’m like, ‘Bring it babe.’” —Val, 24

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6. “I’d say because it’s a team effort…soccer. If I want him to score a goal, I’ve got to help him out. What do they call that? The assist? That’s me, and then he scores.” —Kaley, 26

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7. “Not really a sport, but a sports term. It’s like a tie, it’s satisfying because technically you didn’t lose, but you didn’t win either so you’re not fully satisfied. Basically, it could be better, and I don’t get off enough.” —Lisa, 23

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8. “Gymnastics. We’re pretty adventurous with our positions. We both hate when things get boring and predictable.” —Jess, 29

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9. “I’m basically his cheerleader. If he’s doing something right he knows it, and I’ll greatly encourage him to continue.” —Nessa, 29

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10. “Swimming. I’m always wet. Is that corny? That sounds like a bad pickup line doesn’t it?” —Amanda, 23

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11. “A sport with no balls. There’s not much ball play.” —Bridget, 25 TC mark

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