1. Whiskey On The Rocks
She wants to hang with the guys, or at least try to.
2. Vodka Cranberry
She is feeling classy and chic, and is probably having a girls night.
3. Vodka Redbull
She is ready to rage, blackout, dance like a maniac, all of the above.
4. Shot Of Tequila
She wants to have sex, or take off her clothes, preferably both.
5. Irish Car Bomb
It’s either Saint Patty’s Day, or she wants to get wasted like it is, Irish girl wasted.
6. Rum And Coke
She’s feeling lazy, just wants a drink, and doesn’t know what else to order.
7. Whiskey Sour
Something to satisfy her sweet and sour needs, like Sour Patch Kids in a glass. She just wants to drink something that tastes good, aka something that tastes like candy.
She’s laid back and doesn’t care what she’s doing as long as she’s in good company with a brew in her hand.
9. Craft Beer
She likes to think she’s laid back, but would be highly disappointed if the bar didn’t carry her favorite masterpiece crafted with notes of spice and citrus, and just the right level of malt (insert any other fancy craft beer description here).
10. Hard Cider
She’s in the mood for a beer, but doesn’t actually like the taste of beer. Either that, or she’s gluten free.
11. Gin And Tonic
She’s trying to avoid a liquor baby belly and the highly caloric concoctions that most bartenders are capable of making. She also might have a really tight dress on.
She’s not going to get wasted, she is much too sophisticated for that.
13. Moscow Mule
She wants to drink out of a really cool mug.
She is trying to drown her emotions, but might end up crying in the bathroom later.
15. Shot Of Fireball
YUM! She wants to have a good time and wants fresh breath while doing so.
16. Anything Blue
She is feeling vibrant! One too many of these, and it won’t be cleaning fluid that makes her toilet blue later on that night.