See what I’m getting at here, is that she was drunk, and gin is a type of alcoholic drink.
I make all my money freelancing. And then the government takes all my money because I forget to save my receipts. And then I have to make up a bunch of shit that I consider business expenses so I can get my money back.
The “show your lovin” campaign isn’t really about improving McDonald’s image so much as it’s about literally commodifying emotions themselves.
Two nights ago, three Muslim students were shot dead outside of their apartment complex in what police are saying was an escalation of a longstanding dispute over a parking space.
Well, I’ve been saying it for my entire life (with a brief exception of a few years in my teens where I decided to be an atheist to “test the waters” of sinnery) but now I can triumphantly announce with 100% certainty that God is, without question, for real.
After fifteen years of dedicated service to having the good comedy opinions, Jon Stewart has tragically decided to leave The Daily Show.
This could be the world. This is how Beck and the other celebs could continue making everyone’s lives better.
One of the biggest problems in journalism is when you have a really great headline, but the article itself is lacking in content.
Guys, I’m a huge fan of music. It’s something that’s unique about me.
A four year study unveiled at the annual Pentagon press summit about who is bad and why they are bad, has determined that Russian president Vladimir Putin is, in addition to suffering from Asperger’s syndrome, “a huge diaper baby,” according to both experts in the fields of psychoanalysis and military strategy.