It’s called capitalism guys, and it’s good when I’m the one consuming.
Sometimes content is hard to generate. What if I’m not mad about anything this week? What if I literally do not have a single opinion about anything at all?
When the Hillary 2016 campaign logo was released, I was quick to analyze it with my conspiratorial brain.
It’s not that Noah’s tweets were offensive – it’s that they were kind of accurate.
Obtaining sexual consent for Virgos is a lot like calling your parents for Scorpios. They just can’t do it, and honestly, you can’t really blame them for it. It goes against everything the moon has programmed them to think and feel.
Chinese babies do best if they have an ethnically appropriate diet. This means absolutely NO breast milk.
We were all crowded in a circle by the water fountain in the long hallway of Landmark High School…
“It’s messed up,” says one customer. “These companies are supposed to pander to me indirectly through diversity in ad campaigns or through delicate appropriation of BEV. They’re not supposed to flat out endorse or condemn racism one way or the other.”
To be clear, right off the bat I should let you know that I am not black.