Women everywhere are going nuts for men who just let it all go, develop a beer gut from excessive alcohol consumption, and ultimately begin to resemble the man all women secretly want to fuck: their father.
But like literally everything that exists today, I’m worried time travel will be inherently problematic. It’ll be sexist. It’ll be racist. And it most certainly will be transphobic.
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“I just want to look at trains,” he says. “And not anything else. Please stop emailing me about things other than trains.
Parenthood is a burden, but it’s also an opportunity.
Why are we undervaluing the other planets? We let Pluto die, and no one said anything. Imagine if Pluto had been a white man. We’d still have 9 planets.
Where’s my GoFundMe page? Where’s my million dollars?
Sometimes it’s hard to get through your twenties when you know there’s at least another 30 years of mediocrity ahead of you.
Obviously we can’t trust doctors, and it’s becoming more and more difficult to trust Jenny McCarthy, so the only thing left for mothers to do is to trust ourselves.
Growing up rich doesn’t mean that you know how to cook for yourself.