Either you fucking love science or you fucking hate it, and either way, there’s a Facebook page where you can show how much you care by using a cool swear word.
But what about everyone else?
There’s a place for people who fucking love science. There’s a place for people who fucking hate science. But what about normal people who don’t consider themselves scientists because they looked at a high res photo of a galaxy? Or for people who don’t think God is real and everything is created by a fairy tale man with a grand plan that involves hurricanes and AIDS?
Previously, there was no middle ground. There has not been a Facebook haven for the apathetic and moderate. Until now.
Introducing I Feel Fucking Indifferent Towards Science.
I Feel Fucking Indifferent Towards Science is a cool page that shows people that irony is better than having faith in anything at all. It’s a place where you can look at a picture of the moon and say, “who gives a shit about this.” Or you can see a comparison of a star to an atom and close the window immediately and go outside. It’s a cool way to not have any opinion on things too large to have any real bearing on your life whatsoever.
Here’s a tidbit about relative sizes that doesn’t change your life at all:
Did you know this about lasers? It doesn’t matter. Who cares about lasers?
Animals are stupid. We beat them at evolution. Stop being impressed by animals.
But humans are also boring and shitty.
Thank god we have scientists to remind us how completely inconsequential pop science is, one way or the other: