But today is Memorial Day, and whether you’re a true patriot like some folks or just a regular patriot like myself, it’s important that we take the day to honor those that served this country, but differently than we honor them on Veteran’s Day.
Men. Ugh. Is there anything they won’t ruin with their penises? It seems like every day I’m reading about some new aspect of my life that I didn’t realize was destroyed by men.
Sure that depression-era cooter is held tight by a lifetime of conservative attitudes, but you’ll think twice when you can’t wash the smell of Werther’s Originals off your dick.
Since Swayze’s passing, there have been nine deaths related to biker shootouts at roadhouses.
Imagine if we could have pardoned him and subjected him to the mental torture of being a Shia LeBeouf type?
Sure what Tom Brady did is wrong, but we’re forgetting that literally every single professional football player rapes and murders women.
I know that Batman is for me, an adult, because they removed the humor and made it dark and brooding.
Zero Dark Thirty was almost 100% accurate.