29 Hilarious Government #ShutDown Tweets That Will Make Your Day

If you’ve been following the past week’s government shut down, you know that our country kind of sucks right now, as we enter an alternate universe where the GOP demands that Ted Cruz be elected overlord for all eternity. This is some darkest timeline shit, a universe where the biggest threats to the functioning of democracy aren’t the terrorists outside our government but the extremists inside it.

However, leave it to Twitter to look on the bright side: At least this isn’t The Purge. Twitter users have been helping us get through the past week the best way they know now — with Miley Cyrus jokes, Nicki Minaj lyrics and government shut down pick up lines. Without further ado, here are 29 of the absolute best, each a little piece of sanity during the middle of a clustercuss of cray. Thought Catalog Logo Mark

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