2. Alone in the Dark

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It’s hard to pick just one Uwe Boll movie to be on this list, but what gives this an edge over Bloodrayne and House of the Dead is that it’s hard to believe no one involved stopped it. Alone in the Dark is a movie in which Tara Reid plays a scientist, and you know she’s a scientist because she has a ponytail and glasses — ala Denise Richards. Her character also mispronounces the word “Newfoundland” as three words, and they keep it in the movie.

However, the movie itself is just as off as she is. Characters can somehow magically fire two bullets from their gun with one shot, and if you get killed, don’t worry. You can just move when you think the camera isn’t on you anymore.