23 Terrible Movies So Bad You Absolutely Have To Watch Them

13. I Know Who Killed Me

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I’ve seen I Know Who Killed Me more times than most movies I actually like. Lindsay Lohan got the brunt of the blame for the film’s failure, but Lohan is fervently committed to her performance and the movie around her. The problem is that it’s one of the most staggeringly stupid movies ever made, a slasher in which the killer looks like a member of Blue Man Group. I kept wondering where his Never Nude jean shorts were.

If that’s not enough for you, Lindsay Lohan plays a one-armed, one-legged stripper with a case of amnesia — in what turns out to be the weirdest Parent Trap remake ever. There’s also a scene where her character has to run away from the killer, but there’s one problem: The charge on her prosthetic leg is low. She’s not only outrunning death. She’s outrunning battery life. I dare you not to laugh.

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