6. You always feel like there’s something everyone around you isn’t saying, as if something’s on their mind or there’s a secret you don’t know. It’s like everyone around you is speaking in a language you don’t understand.
7. You’re constantly the butt of jokes. Someone might say, “Oh, that’s such a Karen thing to do,” and they swear it’s out of love. You’re not so sure.
8. Despite having a phone filled with contacts, you don’t have any plans for the upcoming week, and your friends might say instead, “Oh, we’ll get together soon, definitely.”
9. You used to be a lot closer with all of your friends than you are now, and you wish things were how they used to be. You aren’t sure what changed.
10. You constantly worry that people aren’t going to come to your birthday party or Oscar party, even though you invited your entire Facebook list.
11. When you cast your friends as Community, you would end up Pierce or Chang. If life were Sex and the City, you would be the lady at home who watches it.
