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‘WTF Ryan Murphy’ And 10 Other Thoughts We Had During Episode 9 Of ‘AHS: Apocalypse’
Michael Is *Such* A Millennial Antichrist And 7 Other Thoughts We Had During Episode 8 Of ‘AHS: Apocalypse’

Oh, what, you’re a white, cis man and you can’t navigate the world made for you? Walk into the river, you’re useless.
Jessica Lange Is Fucking Back & 14 Other Killer Moments From Episode 6 Of ‘AHS: Apocalypse’
12 Things That Still Bother Me About ‘Practical Magic’

Get a fucking grip, Gill! You don’t have “a million friends,” there are like seven people there, and they all look cracked out.
The 10 Most Giffable Moments Of ‘AHS: Apocalypse’ Episode 5 ‘Boy Wonder’
The 13 Most Giffable Moments Of ‘AHS: Apocalypse’ Episode 4 ‘Could It Be … Satan?’

This week on American Horror Story: Apocalypse, we learned that big witch energy is reserved for women, and so they launched an episode-long-wink-wink-nudge-nudge examination of the patriarchy.