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Names that Will and Kate Will Definitely NOT Name Their Baby

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Over at HuffPo, the Vanity Fair writer Juli Weiner made a list of royal names that Will and Kate will definitely NOT be using to name their baby. To help along with this process, I came up with a list of other names they definitely won’t be using as well.

Adolf
D’Brickashaw
Steve
The Creature Formerly Known as Gozemel
Super Adolf
Prince-ish
Diaper Bag
Fat Bottomed Girl Who Makes the Rocking World Go Round
Foghorn Leghorn
Anything Irish
Hershel, The Kvetching One
Lorimer Tangiers
Luis
Treefingers
Romania
Peabody the Nerdly
Ping Pong
Craigory Higginbottom
Slobodan
Bookshelf
Carmelo
Bag o’ Chips
EEEEEEEEEECHHHHHH
Sasha Dingle
Pansy Adams, He of the Weak Wrist
Mussolini…No, Not That Mussolini
Inbred Jackson
Bowlface
Twinkletoes
Horseman Anderson of Billings, Montana
Toejam and Earl
Mega Adolf

Feel free to help along this journalistic endeavor by adding other names that Will and Kate will not be using in the comment section. Thanks. TC Mark

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