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Whatever maker you believe in, (S)he definitely looks back with anything from a rather vehement face palm to pensive emoji face every time one of these discretion-lacking souls introduce themselves. You’ve been warned.
Let’s be honest, you’re in one of those relationships right now and have been for months, maybe years(!), which is why you clicked on this in the first place. Now that that’s out of the way, let’s get one thing straight: You’re not leaving him/her anytime soon, and here’s why you have it figured out better than all of us other equally miserable single people.
The Cynic. They will quickly turn even the best of news into a shitstorm of negativity. You got a promotion? Great, good luck doing more work. You’re pregnant? Wow that must be awful. You won the lottery? Statistically you’ll be miserable soon.
The only thing more valuable than your money is your time.
