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A Eulogy For The Party Girl

She celebrated her 20th birthday on her fake ID’s 24th, and threw herself a proper fraternity party despite a pending IFC memorandum. She drank tequila in Cabo San Lucas until it was running through her veins, and threatened to sue her sorority when she was escorted out of sorority formal for yet another demonstration of, “Underage girls who can’t hold their liquor.”