Expectation: Everyone you meet will be a mature adult.
Expectation: You’ll go on fancy dinner dates.
Reality: Sorry, too poor.
Expectation: You can have a couple drinks just to take the edge off.
Reality: You’re both hammered before dessert.
Expectation: You’ll be going on a couple dates per week.
Reality: ….if you can get off the couch.
Expectation: Those college one-night stand days are long gone.
Expectation: Joining the online dating world will open up your pool of prospects.
Expectation: They will call, not text.
Expectation: You’ll impress your date by drinking this.
Reality: You can probably only afford this.
Expectation: You’ll have deep and enlightening discussions.
Reality: After you finish talking about work, well…