19 Thoughts Every Non-Runner Has While Running

1. I wonder if I actually look like a runner? *looks at reflection in parked car*

2. I’m feeling okay now that I’ve just started…Maybe I should start “becoming a runner.”

3. I wonder when this is going to get harder.

4. Yep, okay, yep. This just became the worst.

5. I definitely shouldn’t have eaten all those pancakes.

6. Mmmm…pancakes.

7. Why do people run in the first place? I can’t believe people like this.

8. Whoever says they enjoy running is living a lie.

9. Who invented running?

(Because they should watch their back.)

10. IS THIS GOING UPHILL WHY IS THIS SLOPING

11. Who decided to put the biggest hill in the world right here?

12. I am sweating a lot. I wonder if people can tell I’m sweating a lot.

13. Where is all this sweat even coming from?

14. What am I going to eat for dinner?

(Answer: burger. Easy)

15. I bet I burned enough calories to reward myself with a burger and fries. *Checks barely used fitness bracelet.*

16. I wonder if I’ll look different after this run.

17. Wow, I’ve been going for a while. This isn’t so bad!

18. Wait wtf I’m only halfway??!

19. That’s enough. I’ll burn more calories using a remote. TC mark

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