This Is Where Each Zodiac Sign Can Be Found At A Darty

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Aries

At the door/front of lawn not letting anyone in until they’ve done a successful beer bong. Day drinking is serious business and an Aries knows this well.

Taurus

You’ll find them dominating the beer pong table. They play to win and talk serious shit.

Gemini

Can’t decide what to drink so they just kind of drink everything. Will be found near the bar.

Cancer

Making new friends in the bathroom line.

Leo

Dancing on the table.

Virgo

Teaching everyone the proper form for doing a jello shot.

Libra

Laughing at and judging all the drunk fucks.

Scorpio

Texting their crush “u up” at 11 a.m. at the back of the party.

Sagittarius

Wherever the trouble is.

Capricorn

Shocking everyone by doing the best keg stand.

Aquarius

The only one drinking craft beer. Will be found enjoying it on a lawn chair away from everyone else.

Pisces

Idk crying somewhere.